You is NOOOOOB! >:]

Hahaha so today i was in the universal lab with my health occ class. i was doing my work, i was looking up information on asthma. next to me was mary. she was semi working(?) i guess but then she went on urbandictionary.com. i don't know why but yea. she decided to type in my name. when on urban dictionary you would expect stupid and immature definitions from people cause urban dictionary lets you put in your own definition of words. so mary was looking through some and then we found one that was very interesting but to me it was kinda scary. here is the second definition after we searched up my name

"John

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him.."

o.o holy crap. it actually does sound like me. the annoying, moody?, and i'm not sure about the charisma part. but yea! seriously, seems like a stalker or something. idk pretty weird and unexpected. haha mary also looked up shawn on urban dictionary. pretty funny, read for yourself

"Shawn

Shawn is a common name given to extreme homosexuals. This person is so far into the closet and afraid to tell anybody how gay they are that they pledge their love for girls named Kelly. Shawn is obsessed with masturbating and does it while he is in the waiting lobby for games of halo 3. Shawn's true love is toward Matt, who is the reason Shawn will play halo 3 even though he sucks hard blistering meat sticks. Shawn loves to yank his crank to the sound of Matts voice. Shawn often looks to Billy for his lifes purpose, which there is cleary nothing for Shawn in life but pure failure."