You is NOOOOOB! >:]

Haha so today in ap we were continuing the our fetal pig dissection. So i was cutting and examining it while matt was doing book work for the packet. So i was messing with the tail, and i was like waving it up and down. Little did i know that the next thing to happen would be poop to come out.... wth!!! yup, like wave i did, more and more little line of poop came out.. disgusting... so anyways, i'm pretty sure everyone should know what 13 is. 13 the card game. if not, then go google it or something. So after school matt wanted to go eat somewhere so i called shawn and told him to come along. We decided to go to applebees. We order the chilli cheese nachos and the quesadilla grande, only 2 appetizer because it's happy hour and the appetizer are half off but only if you buy a regular price drink and only 2 appetizer can like go with one drink for the half off deal. So i bought a raspberry lemonade. So while we were waiting, i took out my deck of cards, cause i was kinda bored. We started to play 13. While we were playing, i came up with the idea of placing bet on whoever loses, would have to eat a jalapeno from the nachos. They both agreed, and the games began... There were about 8 or 10 jalapenos in the nachos. they came in all kinds of sizes. The first game matt lost and had to eat the first jalapeno haha the second game i lost... -.- so i ate one. it was freaking like burning my tongue. I had never eaten one before so this was my first time and didn't know what to expect for it. As soon as i placed it in my tongue and took 2 crunchs, it began to burn. ahhhhhhh i quickly began slurping down my lemonade. drank about a good half of it before i was semi ok. so the games continued... shawn lost the next one and ate one. haha he tried to play it cool and act like it didn't effect him, but 3 seconds later he began sucking his water. haha. i think people around us were like looking at us because we were kinda loud with our laughing cause it was just hilarious when someone gets last place and like their expression they get. so, so far everyone has eaten one already and i'll tell you guys this already, shawn continued to win and never ate another one again. So basically the next couple of games, it was basically a head to head game between me and matt. Matt lost the next one i think and i lost after that. so then the next 4 games, it kinda came down between me and matt and hahaha i would always have 1 card left and it would be a 2. hahaha so matt lost 4 in a row!! haha sucks ass for him. each time he loses, me and shawn would just laugh hysterically. as matt ate more and more, there was only 1 left and since whenever we lose we try to pick the smallest one to eat so in the very end there was this like big round one with like the middle or w/e was filled. haha we called it the "big juicy one" XD after those 4 rounds that matt had lost, he was confident that god was not gonna make him eat the last one. so the final showdown began.... we played and shawn won as usual.... so he's basically a spectator. it was just me and matt. card after card... tension built... neither of us wanted to eat the "big juicy one" matt did not want to lose 5 in a row... so in the very end..... (drumroll) i lost... T-T wahhhhhhhhh matt gave out a sigh of relief, shawn started to laugh, and i, i was just fml fml fml. so i ate it took 3 crunches cause we agreed on a minimum of 3 crunches before swallowing. It was pretty dam hot. I gulp down my entire cup of raspberry lemonade. it was epic.. and the game was done... so in the end i ate 3 jalapenos, shawn ate only 1 (-.-) and matt hahaha matt ate 6. Matt got g-checked >:] pretty fun time. when we left applebees, the waiter guy went, "how was the jalapenos?" we started to laugh cause i guess people were noticing what we were doing XD